What will our teachers answer for "Why did the chicken crosss the road?"

Jawahar Sir:
You tell Me !! :)


Sangal Sir:
The chicken has a vision to cross the road... and
we shouldn't get just see this mundane step of crossing the road.. every chicken out there crosses the road, we need to see the beauty and the elegance of this process..!! :)

Prof Naidu:
Well, actually the crux of the matter is whether chicken crossed the road or the road crossed it.. you see... everybody has its own interpretation...
according to Newton ^*&&**(^%^(%&)(*)(*_)(*(*... @!#%&^
According to Langrange ^#@%&^*)+*$^^(*&)(*_)(_(@$##%%
According to the special theory of relativity %(^*&*&(*&(*&(*&!!!#&^&
Well may be Dr. Jayanti will help us in this regard ... Madam !!


Jayanti Ma'am:
Aa.haan !! Well, you see these days it has become a fashion... everybody crosses some limits.... I won't say its not a COOL thing to do..but we would have appreciated it more if the chicken would had informed the SLC in advance...

Prof Govindrajulu:
You all useless reckless fellows... You all have nothing to do... except wasting your time.. doing all sorts of tamasha...and now like the Nababs of Hyderabad... Always think of chickens and Kababs huh...
:)

Pour in with your creativity...